I like what she supposes God would say to Joe:
And to his disciple and Mine, Joe Hockey: Joe, thank you for the sentiment behind your speech to the Sydney Institute, ''In Defence of God'', on Monday night.
As an omnipotent being, of course, I am fortunate enough not to have to rely on human defenders to keep my end up - particularly when the opponent is a white-suited mongoose like Christopher Hitchens - but I appreciated the thought.
My quibble is that, like Kevin, you adopt the bits about Me that you like, and don't mention the bits that you don't.
I am to be used as "an analogy of faith in all its forms"?
For goodness' sakes, Joe, man up!
Is that the best you can do?
Just as your old sparring partner, the Prime Minister, was very attached to the Good Samaritan parable right up until the point at which he found himself obliged to enforce it, I got the feeling you were making excuses for me in your speech.
I'm not always reasonable, you know.
And my ways are never easy.
That goes for both of you, Kevin and Joe: it's fine for you to worship the Sunrise.
Just don't forget Who created it - OK?